The Historical Texts Of The Emineican Republic,
Although many varying and wide from the 2 year proper existence of the micro-state, these come in many masses and quantities, The Emineican Republic in itself has had a lot of historical and note worthy instances that could be documented, but in this section of the Wiki upon the micro-nation, we will only list the most interesting ones, which hold the most amount of historical, and relevance upon the micro-nation.
OK 1 I'M NOT COMMUNIST
The history of this historical document in itself is the most important of any historical text to the micro-nation in itself, known across the servers on discord as the most ultimate form of torture against the larping state of The Emineican Republic, this in itself has a lot of history, that is mostly covered in the Great Discord War page, although a brief run down on it for contexts matter will be detailed. After the destruction of the first Emineican micro-nation by Sage's forces, tensions where high and the leadership was scattered very far and wide apart, after a few hours of them fleeing to the bunkers of a group chat, Emineico himself confronted Sage to see what the situation was, Sage offered very little detail at this time and now which it has been found out, lied to Emineico stating that "My brother hacked my account" but even if he did Mr Sage, it isn't hacking if he just knows the password, that is just called you not being secure enough. This caused much tension and the attacks by Sages forces still continued in small amounts, to then later on after 2 more destruction's, Emineico had enough and typed the now infamous statement.
"ok 1 im not communist and it was a joke idk why everyone thinks i am 2 i really dont like commies irl and think communism is dumb 3 my server took me bout a year of work and it was alot of work ngl 4 sage has told you to stop joseph and mosley but u guys just dont stop so yeah i can be a cuck ok look idc anymore u can win i can be a cuck but u have pushed me over the edge pretty much u can have the server u can win ok just please leave me alone for once u have raided me over 20 times but in the past day u have destroyed 3 servers of mine and not allowed me to rebuild so ok i wave the white flag u won u destroyed my motivation to rebuild or do anything ok u win even tho i have never done anything bad to this server and really liked it so u win"
After this the Fourth Reich, under the command of Sage used this as a tool that boosted morale of the people, until it became boring and they all stopped. In the end Emineico started saying it as well, and it become a part of the server, and still is today, and there have been many variations of it too, such as one for the infamous traitor "Buff Yoda" or as he is more formally known "Josh Smyth"
"ok 1 im not an emineican and it was a joke idk why everyone thinks i am 2 i really dont like Emineico irl and think emineico is dumb 3 my buff yoda profile took me bout a year of work and it was alot of work ngl 4 Arische has told you to stop Rostelle and Dixie r but u guys just dont stop so yeah i can be an emineican ok look idc anymore u can win i can be an emineican but u have pushed me over the edge pretty much u can have the server u can win ok just please leave me alone for once u have called me an emineican over 20 times but in the past day u have destroyed 3 relationships of mine and not allowed me to rebuild so ok i wave the white flag u won u destroyed my motivation to rebuild or do anything ok u win even tho i have never done anything bad to this server and really liked it so u win"
Emineican Scholars still have no idea why this was made for it came from the Fourth Reich itself, this being the place where "Buff Yoda" defected to after his terrorist attack against The Emineican Republic, many state this as a retaliation from the Fourth Reich against "Buff Yoda" due to the fact that he never shut up about the fact he did his attack against The Emineican Republic, proving just as the origional meaning and intent behind the "OK 1 i'm not communist" post, that over time a compromise will be made, and peace will be achieved...Or some gay shit like that idfk lol